Ya Get Both Ends of the Spectrum

The irony in this country is just awesome!

First off, they have this movie theater at the mall that is just rad.
It has a VIP lounge. Your ticket allows you into this large lobby
area like an executive lounge for frequent fliers in an airport.
They have a special menu that you order from if you would
like food or dessert. They deliver it to you in the theater when
the movie starts for your relaxation and enjoyment.
The chairs are recliners and there is a swivel table for your refreshments.
Can you believe it was only $12 for the 2 movie tickets
AND a brownie sunday?!?

Check out this place-

The second part to the irony:
They have two dudes cut grass.
One with a weed eater, the other with a machete-

Ha ha! Ya just have to chuckle!!
Which one would you want to use?